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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 05:35
Still no good
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
I tried the 6-6-6 walking challenge for a week and my step count skyrocketed - Fit&Well
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
How long did it take you to get used to your CPAP machine?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Astronomers finally figured out how Pluto cools itself - Boy Genius Report
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
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Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Orton advances in the King of the Ring after the Paul Heyman Guys screw LA Knight - Cageside Seats
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The Mysterious Inner Workings of Io, Jupiter’s Volcanic Moon - WIRED
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts